A little late but here we are~

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Got a cute pic with my boyfriend the other day 🖤

itsthelonelyalchemist:
“@lucifers-boyfriend
”

I’m a red-blooded corn-fed AMERICAN MAN and if I wanna get my tits chopped off that’s my god-given right as a tax payer.

Why should the government tell me what my gender is? Back in my day we earned our own genders uphill in a blizzard both ways.

Well I think this post has started reaching people that don’t get the joke. It was nice knowing you all.

No but this is hilarious and reminds me of a galaxy-brained shirt I saw the other day

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Walk into the nearest Hobby Lobby wearing this and watch people begin to disintegrate

I want that to become my 4th of July shirt. I want to wear that shirt to the family barbecue so bad.

Guess who’s $25 poorer and prepared for July 4th already

Gengar official sprites
↳ 1996 - 2014 (x)

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😈

itsthelonelyalchemist:
“fancymancer:
“Happy 21st Anniversary to Fullmetal Alchemist.
”
@lucifers-boyfriend
”

Happy 21st Anniversary to Fullmetal Alchemist.

Imagine how much better the world would be if the harry potter books were never written

I get seething paragraphs from 30 year old wiccan terfs in my inbox at least twice a week because of this post

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